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Brad is always at least ten minutes early to any meeting. He runs ten miles every Saturday morning and always puts the toilet seat down.

He has sensitive skin and eats everything except olives and mayo. There is at least five shades of half-used bubblegum pink lipstick in his makeup drawer. Brad used to play music in a punk band but considers it a young man’s game today. Brad says he works in IT, not "the tech space".

Brad's expression at the thought of durian, olives, or mayo. Photo: Gabriella Hileman

Photo of Brad looking at sunflower in a protein jar.

Brad's expression at the thought of durian, olives, or mayo. Photo: Gabriella Hileman

Photo of Brad frowning at sunflower Brad's expression at the thought of durian, olives, or mayo. Photo: Gabriella Hileman

In his free time you'll find Brad roaming around Final Fantasy XIV with a level 70 monk and a vanity pet pig, online shopping for wigs or trolling Chinatown for cheap eats. Brad used to dress up more but he works a eighty-hour week and it’s too hard to get up the hill to his tiny condo with 4 inch stillettos on.

Get Skin Like Brad’s

Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s skincare.

Morning

Neutrogena
Gilette After Shave Gel
Old Spice Pure Sport deodorant

Evening

Loofah,
Nivea Touch of Renewal Lathering Body Scrub
Body trimmer

Going Out(side)

Banana Boat Sport Performance Lotion Sunscreens with PowerStay Technology SPF 30, 8 Ounces

I have a tattoo sleeve and it needs to be covered in sunscreen in the summer when I’m running. I also burn really easily.

MAC Lip Conditioner (tube)

This is the best $20 you’re going to spend for perfectly protected lips. It’s sooo moisturizing. Plus all the MAC lipsticks smell fantastic!

Dose of Colors Liquid Matte Lipstick (Bare with Me)

When it comes to makeup I’m really picky. Brands like LimeCrime and Dose are vegan and highly pigmented and cover more of my manly textured skin when I do drag.